imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
So I was filling out a job application for a pizza place in my city and
and then it just kept getting better and better??????
jUST THE FACT THAT THEY USED THE WORD BELLIGERENT
WHY ARE A LL OF THESE IN ALL CAPS???
I DO THIS EVERY DAY
It’s like this place knows me
i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture
he was like “wow you look pretty good”
it was a brownie
i sent him a picture of a brownie